[Santa grimmaces dramatically and looks like he might be sick.]

It sounds like the kind of music my grandparents would've listened to, Disco Dave. Can I just call you Disco?

I can? Awesome.

Yeah so I don't really care if you play the music so loud - I can barely hear it, actually - I just wanted to see what kind of old fucker was listening to it.

[He stops talking to pick his ear, inspect his find before flicking it away down the hall and the he speaks again]

Kinda weirded out that it's some baby faced kid, though.